Vacuphone

Playing on a vacuum cleaner

Blowing dust like a saxophone

Eating big, keep on getting leaner

Shooting pool with a carved whale bone

Cooking up an oven full of money

Spreading butter on a hundred dollar bill

Lay it in the sun until it's runny

Smoking Jesus with a head like a pill

Vacuphone - look what you got me blowin'

Vacuphone - look where you got me going

Vacuphone - look what you got me blowin'

Vacuphone - look where you got me now

Swimming in an ocean full of gravy

Dancing on a marble floor of peel

Joining up the Army and the Navy

Fighting with an empty claw of steel

She's got a couch like a rock formation

And a butthole singing like a horn

Some kind of nuclear abomination

And he's hopelessly addicted to porn - so be forewarned

Vacuphone - look what you got me blowin'

Vacuphone - look where you got me going

Vacuphone - look what you got me blowin'

Vacuphone - look where you got me now

Water dripping off my chin

Falls in a congealed pool of semen

Squirting out a child fueled by sin

Transmogrifies into a crystal demon

Vacuphone - look what you got me blowin'

Vacuphone - look where you got me going

Vacuphone - look what you got me blowin'

Vacuphone - look where you got me now

Vacuphone - look what you got me blowin'

Vacuphone - look where you got me going

Vacuphone - look what you got me blowin'

Vacuphone - look where you got me now

© Sartisohn 2003